Friday, April 07, 2006

after all this time

HEY PEOPLE!
gosh it's been like....crap i lost count...
erm if i'm not wrong, it's been 5 days since i last posted. sorry guys to keep you waiting.
well at least i've got time to gather inspiration and stuffs

seriously, i gotta give it up to this one guy. because no one else, NO ONE, has ever made me so pissed that i created a punt out of it. so it was yet another boring maths lecture in LT1. me and my guys rushed into the LT1, knowing that we're late, so we took the 2nd last row of seats while mr. bek holds his anger while he notices us stomping up to our seats.

so the lesson continued with summations, sequences and stuff. and you know how confusing these equations can get if you don't listen or pay attention during these important lessons. we got our notes out and started to do examples as mr. bek instructed. yup so we're doing, doing when a loud(well at least to me it was audible) voice interrupted my train of thoughts. just another typical yakker, i thought. so i just focussed again and got back to my work.

things detioriated when he started slurping from an empty bubble tea cup. he was directly behind me at that time and i could hear the loud and irritating *sllllluuuurrrpppp slurp slurp slllluuuurpppp* sounds ringing in my ear. BAE and i turned to look at each other at the same time, as if we thought of the same thing at the same time. "MAN this guy has to shut up or i'll have to help him."

so the slurping continued for a minute and it finally stopped, and i was fuming with rage although i didnt say it out loud. but this guy distracted me so much that i was lost in whatever mr. bek said next. and just as i was getting the equations and stuffs, GUESS WHAT? our superstar here starts to whistle to the tune, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life aloud; this time it wasnt just BAE and i, even Jingan turned and looked at us and gave us the "i'm-gonna-shove-my-notes-down-this-guy's-throat" look.

at this point, i leaned over to BAE and whispered aloud, "hey, can i get an order of SHUT-THE-HELL-UP please? it's for the person behind me." So BAE, being timid as always(nah BAE's just protective and we all know it!such a nice guy), replied back for me to keep quiet and told me not to say aloud if i didnt want to die. But this guy has crossed the line, he has gone too far, too wide and no one screeches my train of thoughts to a halt except for myself!

at this point for you guys reading this, i know it would really be painful to experience 3 super duper friggin irritating things done by the same guy. but the pain has not ended yet, no folks, it was just the tip of the iceberg! i mean, when you yourself go through such a horrifying experience, you would tell yourself to bring a sawed off shotgun on your next lecture or movie.
Question : You know how bad the sound of plastic bags being crushed around feels like in your head?
Answer : Man you wouldnt want to know. It hurts and it makes you squirm, literally, especially when you are trying to figure out math.

Yes guys, this MONSTER continued to torment me by playing with a plastic bag! PLAYING WITH A PLASTIC BAG! omg, i dont know what i did to this guy in my past life that he had to go through the lesson without even listening to the lecturer and irritate the hell outta me. *scratchy noises SCRATCH SCRATCH* echoed in my skull. THE PAIN, the terrible, terrible pain!fortunately(for that guy, if not he would have been murdered by jingan, bae and i if he did even more dumber things), the lesson ended quite quickly and this guy just walked away from the LT just the way he started the lesson - talking aloud playing with his plastic bag(i still have no idea why he just has to do that)

i dunno whether to blame or thank this guy here for giving me inspiration for my blog or gave a trip to hell and back. okay, you might think i might just be over sensitive and stuffs, but wait till you go through such crap, you would find yourself in a situation where you would contemplate whether to commit first degree murder, TRUST ME. jingan even quoted that that guy didnt know how to drink using a straw.

phew, thank god i shared this experience with you guys, if not you would be in a dilemma of what to do the next time someone does that to you. that's right, just stand up, put your finger to your lip and stare straight at his ugly face. if situation persists, consult your peers to whether to smack/shoot/kick/rip apart etc. this guy.

cool, vended all my rage on this guy here, i still have a performance tml. crap, we need to meet up at tena merah mrt station at 0745 hrs. and it's already 12.15am and counting! need to grab some sleep soon, tml's gonna be a hectic day and i have a physics test next week! tons of homework piling up, and i gotta start doing them or i will die during promos and common tests. see you guys soon. this post's a long one. haha thanks and bye!

PEACE OUT. ^_^